Common Lies Men Tell

Men tell lies, women tell lies, this post is not about who lie pass (btw who lie pass?) but about the common ones we've heard over and over again from men. Dear men, you've been busted. Smart women know when you're just using these words for your benefit.


JUST THE TIP...
Hi5 if you've heard "just the tip". Unless the babe is naive, this should not work. Otherwise, how do you explain licking the chocolate cover of the Oreo without eating the whole cookie? Young ladies I won't tell you when you'll hear this but if you ever do you should remember that this "just the tip" can never work. Na big fat lie!

I LOVE YOU...
Many men (and women) use this a lot but men have used this line so much to get what they want, especially when they want to enter paradise. They know what women want to hear and would swear on their mothers life that they LOVE YOU and no other. Don't be easily swayed by sweet words of a chocomilo guy, see if he matches his words with actions. Time will tell.


I'M BUSY...
In the beginning he couldn't get enough of you, BBM oh, TEXTS 24/7, he'll call first thing in the morning to ask if you slept well, if mosquitos did not bite you. Before noon he'll call to ask if you don chop, he'll even go above and beyond bringing lunch for you...after a while you notice he's hard to reach and always BUSY...no one is THAT busy... Busy that he goes through a whole day and you don't hear from him? Ask him, "why you lying"???


NO, YOU'RE NOT FAT...
You fat? He may even act extremely shocked that you would dare think you are fat. He's trying not to hurt your feelings, nor be from anybody mouth dem go hear say president dey mess. Let your mirror advice you.Don't hold this lie against him, he's only being a gentleman.

I'LL DIVORCE MY WIFE FOR YOU...
If you meet a man and he tells you all sorts about his wife, claiming she's a bad woman and he will divorce her in a heartbeat for you, run. This kind of guy is an oloriburuku somebody who wants to eat his cake and have it. If you are swayed by his sweet mouth, the broom wey dem use from housewife naim dem go use wipe you too.

Not all guys tho.......

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